A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra: A compendium of the best jokes, gags and one-liners

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I have to admit that librarian showed the utmost level of professionalism especially in light of the fact that I went about this procedure "playing it straight."

My friend and co-worker Bruce asked me, "What are you going to do when the dyslexics start to portest?," to which I responded "What are they gonna do? Send me heat mail?! In a world where humor often teeters on the edge of appropriateness, clean dyslexic jokes offer a refreshing and lighthearted take on laughter. I'm an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic Every night I lie awake wondering if there really is a dog. I must admit that as one of the world's leading purveyors of dyslexia jokes, I sometimes fall into lapses of temporary dyslexia. Today at work, I referred to "Recordings for the Blind and Dyslexic"--RFBD (based in the Princeton NJ area) as "RFDB."

These two dyslexic skiers are stood at the top of the slope. The first one says “Let’s zig zag down the slope.” The dyslexics might not be able to send me any heat, er, hate mail, but maybe the obsessive-compulsives might with this one: I always prefer being live on stage,” he says. “There’s nothing better than performing a show full of one-liners to people who’ve all come because they really like one-liners – and don’t mind some being in rather dubious taste. Not to be outdone, John Schnall came up with one. When I asked him how it was that we have yet to get any hate mail from dyslexics, he offered "maybe they're sending it to yahoo-at-thatderek-dot-com."

Thanks, Will. I didn't have the temerity to self-proclaim myself "king" of anything. Hand me my spectre...These puns demonstrate the hilarity that can be created by dyslexia’s difficulties. There is plenty for everyone to appreciate, whether you prefer the clean and family-friendly variety or the slightly risqué humor for adults. Then there was the one written by comedian/voice actor Billy West of "Ren and Stimpy" fame which was the song parody "Old MacDonald had dyslexia, O-E-O-E-I." I went to a dyslexic rave last night. Everyone was taking F’s and a bloke in the corner was trying to inject a Heron.

I put on a lot of weight so I rang up weight watchers, I said ‘it’s an emergency can you send somebody round’, and they said ‘yes we can we’ve got loads of them’. By way of qualification, we dyslexia wranglers must explain that there is a British soft drink called “Vimto.” Chris C. from the UK queries: The cop is now extremely self-assured. He walks to the middle of the highway and finds the severed head of one of the unfortunate victims. I came home from work tonight to find a note from my girlfriend which said, “I’m leaving you because you’re so stupid and bigoted.” Did ya hear about the dyslexic book sales man who tried selling a documentary titled "The Waste Land" by S. Toilet?

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Why did the dyslexic superhero wear his underwear outside his pants? Because it was “over-the-top”! What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?