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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory' is a children's novel by the British author Roald Dahl published in 1964. Life’s too short to not spend it laughing from the belly. Here at IWOOT UK, we encourage silliness, hilarity, and cheesiness, which is why we’re your go-to for funny gifts. If you’re looking for a present that’s guaranteed to make someone giggle, shop our offers and laugh-out-loud-worthy products now. Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Willy Wonka: But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.

Willy Wonka, chapter 18, 'Down The Chocolate River', 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory', 1964. The Best 'Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory' Quotes Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple." Another commented: "Perfect Christmas advertisement! Marks and Spencer take note. Christmas is about love NOT being selfish! I'm not usually an Aldi shopper but M&S won't be my shop of choice this year." Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Just as a poached egg isn't a poached egg unless it's been stolen from the woods in the dead of night!"

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Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Willy Wonka quotes then why not take a look at Anne Of Green Gables quotes, or 'Alice Through The Looking Glass' quotes. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

I'm thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events. I wonder how many people are in that field. Willy Wonka, chapter 17, 'Augustus Gloop Goes Up The Pipe', ' Charlie And The Chocolate Factory', 1964. Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely. I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it; want to change the world... there's nothing to it." Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory', 1971. 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory' Quotes By Roald Dahl Two cows are grazing in a field. One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"

A bear walks into a restaurant. He tells his waiter, "I want a grilled… cheese." The waiter says, "What's with the pause?" "Whaddya mean?" the bear replies. "I'm a bear!" A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, "I don't care what star sign it is!"

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Willy Wonka: Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries. Many others loved the message of the advert, with one person saying: "Absolute joy to watch (especially on a Monday morning first thing). Made me laugh so much I spat my cup of tea everywhere! Thank you for bringing sparkle and fun." The book was adapted to a movie, 'Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory' in 1971 where the legendary Gene Wilder portrayed the character of Willy Wonka. Subsequently, Johnny Depp played the eccentric chocolatier character in the 2005 musical fantasy film 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.' Willy Wonka: [pinching Veruca's mouth to hold it open] We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams." At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents.