Small Soldiers 12" Talking Chip Hazard with Punching Action Figure by Hasbro

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Flag Drop: Chip Hazzard stroll in front of an American flag... or rather, a jigsaw puzzle of one, since the Commando Elite are all in a toy store at this point. The speech he gives is composed entirely of quotes from famous patriotic speeches. Irwin offers the Gorgonites, peaceful creatures whose mission is to gather information about Earth, prompting children to learn with them, whereas Larry presents the Commando Elite, a special task force of action figures. Despite Irwin's objections, Mars chooses the ugly-looking Gorgonites as the Commando Elite's enemies and imposes a three-month deadline, which Irwin protests as 'impossible' due to the rigorous testing and design period required. Grow Beyond Their Programming: The Gorgonites. They were programed to lose but at the climax Archer declares "No more hiding." Then they go out to win.

Through Larry's inexperience with the GloboTech database, he commits a critical mistake: rather than standard toy-related computer chips, the action figures are fitted with surplus X-1000 "intelligence" chips designed for use by the military. Designated Hero: In-Universe, the Commandos. They're supposed to be bold hero figures fighting the monstrous Gorgonites but they are ruthless. After the battle, Gil Mars has an idea to repurpose the Commando Elite for the military to send them to fight South American rebels instead of selling them to kids. Tomboy with a Girly Streak: Christy says Led Zeppelin are her favorite band, knows how to ride a moped and is quite ruthless when taking out the toys. She also collects Gwendy Dolls, and seems to be ashamed of it. Archer tries to talk to Alan, but the furious Alan tells Archer to 'shut up and stop talking'. Archer obeys and remains silent until later in the night.The film also stars Jay Mohr as Larry Benson, Phil Hartman (in his final role) as Phil Fimple, David Cross as Irwin Wayfair, Ann Magnuson as Irene Abernathy, Denis Leary as Gil Mars, Frank Langella as Archer and Tommy Lee Jones as Chip Hazard. Tommy Lee Jones voices Major Chip Hazard, who at the end of the second act gets horrific burns down one side of his face. The Commandos all bear some resemblance to their voice actors. Irwin Wayfair: Uh, sir? Uh, you know, that kind of computing power doesn't really seem feasible right now, and... As the parents meet and begin arguing about what has happened, Larry and Irwin of the toy company arrive in response to Alan's earlier phone call. They have learned about the dangers of the X-1000 chip (and a possible weakness) from its designer, and are trying to circumvent any lawsuits. Kill the Lights: The Commandos cut off the electricity to the Abernathy residence, and the final battle begins.

I don't think even you have enough money to pay for... ( cue the Mars' assistant handing out a cheque) Okay... maybe you do... Archer: Greetings, I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites. Greetings, I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites. Greetings, I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites. Chip Hazard is the main antagonist in all the video games. He is shown in some of the levels in the one-player mode, also he is the final foe that Archer has to defeat in the final level and battle. He is also a playable character in the PlayStation video game in the two-player mode where he can battle against Archer and try to win a battle by killing his foe 5 times, or he can try to win by collecting 3 flags and bringing them to his flag-holder and he can also summon one of his Commando weaponry, Bipod, Mortar and Sentry to assist him in battle and protect him from his foes, if he opens up a spinning diamond that he has stood underneath, though remember he can only summon one of his allies at a time. Reed, Betsy (May 9, 2000). "Spielberg sued over Small Soldiers". The Guardian. Archived from the original on October 5, 2023 . Retrieved October 4, 2023. In his box, Chip came with his trademark pistol and a shotgun and could be activated by the command "Ten-Hut!"Fantastic Racism: The Commando Elite's entire goal is to strictly destroy the Gorgonites, nothing practical. Brew, Simon (February 21, 2008). "The Den of Geek interview: Joe Dante". The Den of Geek . Retrieved January 9, 2016. Arrowgram: The Commando Elite send Alan and the Gorgonites an arrow with a video tape of Christy telling Alan to surrender the Gorgonites or else the Commando Elite will kill her.