The Book of Big Excuses

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Someone I know was kidnapped and I'm going over to see the family and go help make and put up missing signs. It's a sad,

If your not going any where, don't show your face around town, and tag pictures from the event on your social media My friend ______(name) lost some hearing today because he/she was exposed to some loud sounds at work so we areI’ve got a horrible migraine today and there’s no way I can make it through my shift later. I’m going to need to take today off.” I was called in for an interview for my future volunteer group. I need to attend today so I don't lose the position. I'm not going to come into work today an old friend was diagnosed with a chemical imbalance in the brain I was tranquilized and robbed, I'm trying to give a report but it all seems blurry. All my cards, valuables and improvememt. (Tell them you don't like talking about your disability since it's not very noticible)

I think I’ve come down with food poisoning. I can’t keep anything down, so I’m going to have to take today off.”A family member/old friend just had siamese twins so I'm going to visit them at the hospital. I can't come in. I'm having some serious finacially problems, so I'm meeting with my finacial advisor today, because everything is on the have been off since yesterday and everyone is hiding because they say there is an assasin killing people inside, This is usually down to neglecting the Six Pees. Proper Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance. Actually none of the the excuses would be necessary if we paid closer attention to the Six Pees.

Migraines are severe and make it nearly impossible to work efficiently. They’re also fairly common and usually garner sympathy from whoever you’re talking to. Tell your boss or manager that you can’t perform your job while you deal with your fake migraine—they’ll most likely understand and give you the day off. [6] X Research source to the gas station. When I was pushing my car I got a stomach hernia, now I'm on my way to the doctors. pepper spray and sprayed my eyes, my eyes are so ichy and I'm constantly washing them under water but they really I can't come to work today, I was mugged at _______(time/place-no cameras) and I'm going into the police station Earlier today I lost my important briefcase with all my important files inside. It could be in be in the library,

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see what happens, I can't come into work today. (The next day, you tell them a story of what happened that I was called in to attend some court room action as a witness, as I witnessed an accident some months ago, I completely I randomly seen my old professor/therapist at my coffee shop and I needed to ask some questions about guidance for my future My mom is surprising me with a visit tomorrow and I haven’t seen her since before the pandemic. I’m going to need the day off.” The police shot me with a stun-gun, accused of being the wrong guy. I'm in custody now, that's why I'm calling from a payphone.

go visit him/her at the hospital. He/she is apperently in critical condition and I need to go see them. I don't even care Family emergencies work great since they can be vague or personal. Most bosses won’t ask for much detail since these situations are highly sensitive, but be prepared with a believable scenario just in case. Almost anything can be a family emergency. Try something like: Adorable pets will get you sympathy from your boss or manager. They’ll understand that taking care of your animal is a major responsibility. Show your boss some cute photos while you’re at work to soften them up—they’ll feel more invested in your pet’s health if they know more about them ahead of time. [12] X Research source

none of my family members or friends are in the area, they are at work so I can't ask them for a favour. I can't come into