Marvel Wolverine Electronic Claw Toy

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Each also comes with its own elaborate fan fiction, because come on, did you really expect anything else? If fantasy taught us anything, it's that there is no safer place for your crotch than a dragon's mouth.

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LEGO, the LEGO logo, the Minifigure, DUPLO, the FRIENDS logo, the MINIFIGURES logo, DREAMZzz, NINJAGO, VIDIYO and MINDSTORMS are trademarks of the LEGO Group. Fleshlight Freaks come from probably the most well-known company on this list, seeing as Fleshlight is to masturbation toys what Oreos are to sandwich cookies. Dude's already so ashamed of his association with the movies, he's started to overcompensate by looking like Wolverine. There are things man is not meant to see, and sometimes Cthulhu ain't got shit on an anthropomorphic latex lamb.But bring these brave, funny-walking people online, and they're suddenly just a part of a much, much bigger kink factory.

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While the rest of the world has mentally written them off as lost causes, they have gleefully established their own cons, parties, costumes, and social circles, reveling in what to them is perfectly normal but to the rest of the universe is uggggh. It's no secret this great big sea of information is full of dark, slightly sticky islands that will cause the bravest of us to reach for our trusty bottle of brain bleach. Remember that scene from the first Twilight film, the one that everyone who's not a vampire made fun of for years?Note to aspiring sadists everywhere: it takes talent to make a sex toy with a "I could not care less about you" thousand-yard stare, but only a true master will then ask you to pleasure yourself with its hydrocephalus. Whoever made this fuckin' product must have taken a cue from all the cutesy dolphin and rabbit vibrators out there and gone for the nicest childhood image they could conjure.