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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? But patience, dear fans. It’s just the start. After all, Mount and André Onana are still finding their theater seats in the Theatre of Dreams. Until then, fasten your seat belts, Red Devils. It’s going to be one whimsical ride! Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
A primary teacher informs her students that she is a Liverpool fan. She invites her students to raise their hands if they, too, support Liverpool. Except for one little girl, everyone in the class raises their hands. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Manchester United supporter. Gareth Bale was booed by Real Madrid fans after holding up a flag with the words ‘Wales. Golf. Madrid. after Wales’s qualification for Euro 2020. Paul McHugh, a gym instructor at Lifestyles Alsop Fitness Centre in Walton, died suddenly on Saturday night (October 21) after coming home from the Liverpool v Everton match. Paul, 37, had a four-year-old daughter called Sienna and had recently bought a house in West Derby with his partner Megan. Liverpool just won the league and the government are paying people without doing work Somewhere out there, there's a scouser with a genie in a lamp deciding what to do with his last wishOf course there are worse things that could happen in life than Liverpool winning the league. I just can't think of any right now… Whether it's daft conversations overheard on the bus, bizarre sights spotted in town or hilarious comments at the match, everyone has their own story of the moments that show off Scousers' sense of humour. Liverpool and Man United are playing at Anfield and the Liverpool supporters are having a pint on the street when a Man Utd supporter walks by with only one shoe on. Mauro Icardi was cheered by Inter Milan when he missed a penalty against Cagliari after he criticized the fans in his autobiography. Away fans are advised when driving down Alex Ferguson Road, not to forget to add 9 minutes to their journey.
All of the sudden Tom Thumb says, "You know, how do I know I'm the world's smallest man? Maybe I'm NOT the world's smallest man". And he got very depressed. Not to be confused with bifters (ciggies) this is a variation on ‘div’. It is basically used to describe someone who’s acting a clown. Beaut Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
He said: "I don't have an explanation. I have to find out, it's only going on what I've seen. The first half was quite in control. Maybe we had the better chances, we made one mistake.
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Kevin Tyrrell commented: “Did you hear about the carrot that died apparently there was a big turnip at his funeral”
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